Fud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying manatee.

Fud created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fud, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing mauve coats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the east.