Len is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Len created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Len, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Len, it will remove you from existence.

Len's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Len's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.