Venyarfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable spider.

Venyarfar created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyarfar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Venyarfar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Venyarfar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Venyarfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Venyarfar loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.