Fodstragjop is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful
parrot.
Fodstragjop created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fodstragjop, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fodstragjop, she will cry a lot.
Fodstragjop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Fodstragjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Respect your elders.