Cabvogfagdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonourable shrew.

Cabvogfagdiss created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabvogfagdiss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabvogfagdiss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cabvogfagdiss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cabvogfagdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to cats while wearing brown dresses.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.