Kadvenhan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional swan.

Kadvenhan created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadvenhan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kadvenhan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kadvenhan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kadvenhan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the north.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Kadvenhan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Kadvenhan first in all things.