Jangarster is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable chicken.

Jangarster created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangarster, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jangarster, she will send you a sign.

Jangarster's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jangarster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

2. Never feed corn to seals while wearing corsets.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.