Bonkbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless hummingbird.

Bonkbonk created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonkbonk, it will turn you into a slug.

Bonkbonk's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bonkbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.