Zansadtar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever hamster.

Zansadtar created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zansadtar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zansadtar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zansadtar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zansadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zansadtar.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Zansadtar loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.