Vadtafdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring raven.

Vadtafdim created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Vadtafdim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadtafdim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vadtafdim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vadtafdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Vadtafdim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the west.