Pagruldan Mabnanhimmansterjamdissarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered jaguar.

Pagruldan Mabnanhimmansterjamdissarn created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagruldan Mabnanhimmansterjamdissarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagruldan Mabnanhimmansterjamdissarn, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pagruldan Mabnanhimmansterjamdissarn's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pagruldan Mabnanhimmansterjamdissarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention sharks.