Febkim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awesome snail.

Febkim created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febkim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febkim, she will make you grow a tail.

Febkim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Febkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Febkim loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.