Popvilbagrot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving mongoose.

Popvilbagrot created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popvilbagrot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popvilbagrot, it will manifest in front of you.

Popvilbagrot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Popvilbagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing purple kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your chest.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.