Sis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair wolf.

Sis created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sis, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sis' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Sis loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear ear rings.