Flowjendan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful mink.

Flowjendan created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowjendan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowjendan, she will turn you into a plant.

Flowjendan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flowjendan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Run away if seven dogs approach from the west.