Davbidrig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent squirrel.

Davbidrig created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbidrig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davbidrig, it will turn you into a worm.

Davbidrig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Davbidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Davbidrig.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.