Stipfarntanfut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing hydra.

Stipfarntanfut created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipfarntanfut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipfarntanfut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stipfarntanfut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stipfarntanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stipfarntanfut.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.