Fadflatnullveenflambutlenwik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless coyote.

Fadflatnullveenflambutlenwik created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadflatnullveenflambutlenwik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadflatnullveenflambutlenwik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fadflatnullveenflambutlenwik's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fadflatnullveenflambutlenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if eight manatees approach from the north.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.