Pidstafdad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome dragon.

Pidstafdad created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidstafdad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidstafdad, it will not care at all.

Pidstafdad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pidstafdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never feed melons to eagles while wearing shoes.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.