Dogtannill is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair gnu.

Dogtannill created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogtannill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogtannill, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dogtannill's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dogtannill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never think about gravity.