Cibdibyik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful otter.

Cibdibyik created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdibyik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibdibyik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cibdibyik's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cibdibyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Cibdibyik loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibdibyik.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Retreat if three manatees approach from the west.