Flowcutcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient mouse.

Flowcutcar created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcutcar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flowcutcar, she will not invite you to parties.

Flowcutcar's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flowcutcar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from blue frogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.