Fligpasvagbodtoflitbapbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, weak weasel.

Fligpasvagbodtoflitbapbum created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligpasvagbodtoflitbapbum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligpasvagbodtoflitbapbum, she will turn you into a rock.

Fligpasvagbodtoflitbapbum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fligpasvagbodtoflitbapbum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.