Podjipjon Arpsasmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm duck.

Podjipjon Arpsasmut created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Podjipjon Arpsasmut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podjipjon Arpsasmut, she will turn you into a mole.

Podjipjon Arpsasmut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Podjipjon Arpsasmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your feet yellow.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not drink alcohol.