Moblapdub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome swallow.

Moblapdub created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblapdub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Moblapdub, it will be very unhappy.

Moblapdub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Moblapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Worship no other gods but Moblapdub.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.