Farnkadnakdussbellflisteenkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, stupid dingo.

Farnkadnakdussbellflisteenkim created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Farnkadnakdussbellflisteenkim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnkadnakdussbellflisteenkim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Farnkadnakdussbellflisteenkim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Farnkadnakdussbellflisteenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.