Dim Dimdagfem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured unicorn.

Dim Dimdagfem created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dim Dimdagfem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dim Dimdagfem, it will turn you into a slug.

Dim Dimdagfem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dim Dimdagfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Worship no other gods but Dim Dimdagfem.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.