Zigget is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless dragon.

Zigget created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigget, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zigget, it will turn you into a frog.

Zigget's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zigget's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.