Milwadbad Fudrullnad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful squid.

Milwadbad Fudrullnad created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milwadbad Fudrullnad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milwadbad Fudrullnad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Milwadbad Fudrullnad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Milwadbad Fudrullnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.