Cutbapyar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered snail.

Cutbapyar created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbapyar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cutbapyar, she will not care at all.

Cutbapyar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cutbapyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Always obey Cutbapyar's priests.

5. Always wear purple.