Tailhitflat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair coyote.

Tailhitflat created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tailhitflat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tailhitflat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tailhitflat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tailhitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always help grasshopers.