Rillbissqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing cobra.

Rillbissqueeg created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbissqueeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rillbissqueeg, it will be very unhappy.

Rillbissqueeg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rillbissqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not drink alcohol.