Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical slug.

Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing purple stockings and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Wotdanlin Bedkenkon Quatkomnig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat green fruit.