Yimligcar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, stupid dolphin.

Yimligcar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Yimligcar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimligcar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimligcar's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yimligcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yimligcar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hop in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.