Rutgodnig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, effective lion.

Rutgodnig created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutgodnig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rutgodnig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rutgodnig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rutgodnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.