Xenbestgad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, staggering owl.

Xenbestgad created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenbestgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xenbestgad, he will come to you in dreams.

Xenbestgad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Xenbestgad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing fawn skirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.