Jigstertun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak otter.

Jigstertun created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigstertun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jigstertun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jigstertun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jigstertun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigstertun.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

4. Never wear magenta boots.

5. Never feed figs to moths while wearing brown scarves.