Flisbogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced ferret.

Flisbogbog created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbogbog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisbogbog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flisbogbog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flisbogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never chant near shrews.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.