Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient crane.

Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Rullneldot Gamtapdubsig Pan first in all things.

4. Never feed bread to horses while wearing dresses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.