Panghitont is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced slug.

Panghitont created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panghitont, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panghitont, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Panghitont's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Panghitont's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.