Popwaptof is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humane wyrm.

Popwaptof created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popwaptof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Popwaptof, she will make you grow a tail.

Popwaptof's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Popwaptof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never play with disobedient children.