Teenjanbodstan is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm
porpoise.
Teenjanbodstan created Europe two years ago.
If you believe in
Teenjanbodstan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Teenjanbodstan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Teenjanbodstan's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Teenjanbodstan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. You must pray to Teenjanbodstan nine times a day.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.