Hitnurarf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless wombat.

Hitnurarf created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hitnurarf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitnurarf, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hitnurarf's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hitnurarf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Hitnurarf.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Hitnurarf on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.