Pidflanbot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring mongoose.

Pidflanbot created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidflanbot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidflanbot, he will laugh at you.

Pidflanbot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pidflanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never feed melons to sharks while wearing kilts.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.