Koncubcinbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest yak.

Koncubcinbog created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koncubcinbog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Koncubcinbog, she will come to you in dreams.

Koncubcinbog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Koncubcinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about chromosomes.