Bedmeggat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart bat.

Bedmeggat created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Bedmeggat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bedmeggat, he will be very sad.

Bedmeggat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bedmeggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Always obey Bedmeggat's priests.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.