Cidhatgam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate jackal.

Cidhatgam created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhatgam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cidhatgam, he will not invite you to parties.

Cidhatgam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cidhatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cidhatgam's priests.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about otters.