Ganbudmot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody shrew.

Ganbudmot created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbudmot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganbudmot, she will turn you into a frog.

Ganbudmot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ganbudmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.