Jenjopwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet deer.

Jenjopwad created water two years ago.

If you believe in Jenjopwad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenjopwad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jenjopwad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jenjopwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Do not take Jenjopwad's name in vain.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.