Bosskadcar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful mole.

Bosskadcar created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosskadcar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bosskadcar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bosskadcar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bosskadcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from magenta squirrels for they are unholy.